THIS IS STATION ALPHA, COME IN.
REQUEST PERMISSION TO LAND.
THEY'RE NOT RESPONDING.
WARNING! WARNING!
SECURITY BREACH. CELL BLOCK 245 COMPROMISED.
REALLY HEAVY. HA HA HA!
STEALING SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT STEP
BACK ON THE WRONG ROAD.
Ace: THERE'S THE CAR STOLEN FROM THE PRISON.
Danger: YEAH, BUT WHO'S THE CROOK THAT TOOK IT?
SO THAT ANSWERS WHO BUSTED OUT OF THE POKEY.
STRANGE. I NEVER KNEW MASSIVE HAD A TASTE FOR ART.
WHEN YOU'RE THAT BIG, YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE
A TASTE FOR ANYTHING.
- OOH! LOOK OUT!
AAH!
YAHH!
HUAH!
AAAHH!
WELL, MR. BIG-AND-TALL,
LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
OOH, AT WONG WAST,
I'VE GOT YOU WIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU.
NIGHTY-NIGHT, WABBIT.
* ROCKETS OUT!
* LOONATICS BUST OUT
* REV, LEXI, AND TECH
* SLAM, AND DUCK
WORK IT!
* ACE IS COOL AND LEADS THE PACK *
* ACE'S SWORD DRIVES 'EM BACK *
* WHEN BIG, BAD BOTS SMACKDOWN, JACK *
* LEXI'S BRAIN BLAST MAKES 'EM CRACK *
* QUACKIN' IN, QUACKIN' OUT *
* DUCK WILL MAKE THEM TRAITORS SHOUT *
* ACTIVATE, REGENERATE
* MAGNETIC POWERS LEVITATE *
BAM, SLAM!
* UH, TORNADO ZING WHEN HE MODELS *
* IT'S SET. LET'S JET!
* SUPERSONIC REV HEATS 'EM UP *
* AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
* IT'S SET. LET'S JET!
* SET! LET'S JET!
* WHOO! POWER TO PROTECT AND SERVE *
* TONS OF EGO, LOTS OF NERVE *
* NEVER QUESTION, NEVER SWERVE *
* LOONATICS UNLEASHED!
NIGHTY-NIGHT, WABBIT.
HUH? OOF!
RRRRR!
AAAH-UNH!
WAIT'LL HE GETS A TASTE OF THE FUDD BWASTER.
AIYEE-AHH!
NNNNNNGH!
OOH, GOTCHA IN MY SIGHTS.
Danger: STEP BACK, ACE. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
YYAAAAAA-HA HA HA! UNH!
HEH HEH. FAREWELL, LOONATICS.
HA HA HA!
YEAH. THANKS FOR THE ASSIST, DUCK.
UNH! OH, HEY. YEAH, JUST DOING MY PART.
NOW I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A LITTLE NAPPY-POO.
LET'S GET SLEEPING BEAUTY BACK TO HQ.
A-HA!
COME ON, STEP OUT, YOU.
DRAT!
OOH, I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME.
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO CATCH A WASCAWWY WABBIT.
I HEARD THEY TRANSFERRED
THE GREATEST CRIMINALS OF ALL TIME
TO THIS PRISON.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
IF IT ISN'T THE LOSER-TICS.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE SLAMMER?
OTTO THE ODD.
ALWAYS NICE TO SEE AN UNFRIENDLY FACE.
LOCKED AWAY WHERE IT BELONGS.
I MISSED YOU, TOO.
PERHAPS WE MIGHT EXCHANGE EMAILS.
YOU CAN ADD ME TO YOUR BUDDY LIST.
MORE LIKE ADD YOU TO MY "ODD LITTLE BUGS TO STOMP ON" LIST.
HA HA! NOW, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
LOONATICS! I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME.
YES, YES. OF COURSE YOU ARE.
IF YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH,
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH MY WEBSITE.
SO MR. PERSONALITY MANAGED TO SLIP OUT OF HIS CUFFS.
YES. ONE MINUTE, MASSIVE WAS HERE.
THE NEXT, GONE.
WELL, HE WOULDN'T HAVE ESCAPED
IF YOU USED SOMETHING BETTER
THAN THIS FLIMSY LASER BAR SECURITY.
YYAAAAAHHH-OHH-OH!
A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE!
AHH-HA HA HA!
POLICE REMAIN PUZZLED BY LAST WEEK'S DISAPPEARANCE
OF ACMETROPOLIS' TOP ARTIST SCOOTER BULLOCK.
SEVERAL OF HIS PAINTINGS WERE REPORTED STOLEN
FROM THE ACMETROPOLIS MUSEUM OF FINE ARTS.
WET'S SEE IF I CAN FWUSH THIS WABBIT OUT OF HIS HOLE.
AH, WABBIT TWACKS.
WOOKS WIKE WABBIT SEASON HAS BEGUN.
NO WABBIT'S EVER ESCAPED MY INVISIBLE NEUTWON NET.
I THINK IT'S KINDA HARD TO THINK
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
HMM...
HA!
- AAHH!
UHH...
NO! SLAM! NO! NOOOOOO!
WAAAAA-HEE-HEE-YAAH!
OOF!
ACE, CHECK THIS OUT.
LOOKS LIKE MASSIVE'S GOT A NEW INTEREST.
THIS ONE IN SINGING SPACE COWBOYS.
THAT'S THE WESTERN MUSEUM,
BELONGING TO HOPALONG CHIRON
AND HIS ROBO-HORSE THUNDER.
LET'S JET!
I LEFT SLAM AND REV AT HQ
TO KEEP TABS ON MASSIVE.
ANY SIGN OF HIM, GUYS?
YEAH, YOU DON'T SAY.
UH, BUT DON'T. MY STOMACH'S TURNING.
REV, YOU'LL BE OUR EYES AND EARS.
OK, TIME TO SADDLE UP, BOYS AND GIRLS.
DON'T SEE MR. MEAN-AND-GREEN ANYWHERE.
LET'S SPREAD OUT, LOONATICS.
OH!
HEY!
AN "EXCUSE ME" MIGHT BE IN ORDER.
HMM. IT LOOKS LIKE MASSIVE FOUND WHAT HE CAME FOR.
WHAT WOULD MASSIVE WANT WITH HOPALONG'S HORSE?
HA HA HA!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SLIM!
WIKE SHOOTING BUNNIES IN A BAWWEL.
ONE OF MY FAVOWITE SPORTS.
NO ONE STANDS UP TO MASSIVE.
HA HA! LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO KICK SOME MASSIVE BUTT.
GOTCHA, WABBIT!
HUAH! AAH--UNH!
HOW EMBARRASSING.
DID I JUST SEE WHAT'S NOT THERE?
HI-HO, THUNDER! AWAY!
THAT WASCAWWY WABBIT IS PWOVING
A TOUGHER ADVERSAWWY THAN I PWEDICTED.
NO MATTER.
EWECTWO J. FUDD IS THE GWEATEST HUNTER
WHO EVER WIVED!
SOON ENOUGH, THAT WABBIT
WILL BE MY GWEATEST TWOPHY.
TECH, WERE YOU ABLE TO FIND ANYTHING
THAT WE CAN USE TO TRACK MASSIVE?
I DID A COMPLETE BODY-SWEEP OF DUCK,
AND FOUND SOMETHING VERY STRANGE.
JUST TELL ME IT'S NOT MOVING. UGH.
IT'S A HAIR THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO HIM
OR ANY OF US.
I RAN IT THROUGH MY D.N.A. RECONSTRUCTOR.
THE ANALYSIS SHOULD BE JUST ABOUT READY.
I KNOW HIM! THAT'S ELECTRO J. FUDD.
HE COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF FAMOUS HUNTERS.
I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING WITH MASSIVE?
THAT LOSER?
FUDD? DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH OF A HUNTER.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THE FUDDS HAVE BEEN GREAT HUNTERS
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.
THERE WAS ELMER J. FUDD,
WHO HUNTED DOWN THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SQUIRREL.
UNTIL THE SQUIRREL WENT NUTS.
NANOOKA J. FUDD, KNOWN FOR HIS HUNTING
OF AQUATIC MAMMALS. BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED.
AHAB J. FUDD, WHO HUNTED A MYSTERIOUS GREAT WHALE,
BEFORE THE BIG CHOMP.
AND CRO-MAGNON J. FUDD, WHO HUNTED
THE GREAT WOOLY MAMMOTH.
BEFORE THE BIG STOMP.
BUT WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY BE HUNTING IN ACMETROPOLIS?
LOOKS LIKE A BREAK-IN AT GRANNY FUDGE COOKIES.
I HAVE A FEELING WHEN WE FIND MASSIVE,
WE'LL FIND FUDD.
OOH, I WOVE IT WHEN A PWAN COMES TOGETHER.
THAT WABBIT'S PWAYING WIGHT INTO MY HANDS.
HA HA HA!
OH, HOORAY!
THANK YOU!
OUR SECRET WEAPON AGAINST A COOKIE ATTACK.
SLAM, YOU'RE DESPICABLE.
WE'VE GOTTA GET MASSIVE OUT IN THE OPEN.
TECH, YOU READY? GOOD TO GO!
SPREAD OUT!
(HUMMING RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES)
OK, BUSTER.
LET'S SEE IF YOU HAVE A TASTE
FOR THE POWER-EGGS OF DANGER DUCK!
WHAAA--
OOF!
NICE WAY TO TREAT ONE OF ACMETROPOLIS'
BELOVED CRIMEFIGHTERS.
REV! THE OLD CIRCLE STUMBLE PLAY.
OHH!
MM, THE CIRCLE STUMBLE PLAY
IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES!
I'M ALL OVER IT!
Fudd: COME TO PAPA!
I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF RUNNING THE OLD
CIRCLE STUMBLE PLAY WITHOUT DANGER DU--
HUAHH! WHA-WHA-WHA...
NOT EXACTLY THE MOVE I HAD IN MIND.
GOT YA RIGHT IN MY SIGHTS.
Danger:
OOF! WHOA!
WHAA
EHH, WHAT'S UP, FUDD?
UH-OH. JIG'S UP.
AAHHH-HA-HA!
OH. AHEM.
OLD METAL-HEAD WAS NOTHING BUT A ROBOT.
MASSIVE'S C.P.U. MIGHT JUST CONTAIN
SOME USEFUL INFORMATION.
TECH, GET THAT ROBOT BRAIN BACK TO THE LAB.
WE GOTTA LEARN ALL ABOUT IT AND FUDD.
EVEWY TIME I HAVE THAT WABBIT WOCKED IN,
THAT MISEWABLE DUCK SCREWS IT UP.
SEEMS THAT I'VE BEEN HUNTING THE WONG WOONATIC.
NOW IT'S DUCK SEASON.
HEH HEH HEH.
I DID SOME SNOOPING AND FOUND
THAT HOPALONG CHIRON AND GRANNY FUDGE
ALSO WENT MISSING AROUND THE TIME
SCOOTER BULLOCK DISAPPEARED.
ALL TOPS IN THEIR FIELDS.
SO WHAT'S THE CONNECTION
BETWEEN A GREAT HUNTER LIKE FUDD
AND A RAMPAGING ROBOT?
WELL, HUNTERS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR DECOYS.
A DECOY
MAYBE THE FUDDMEISTER HAS A COLLECTION GOING ON.
AND ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO ADD
THE TOP CRIMEFIGHTER IN ACMETROPOLIS.
WELL, THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE ME.
THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE ACE.
VERY FUNNY.
IT'S TIME TO TURN THE TABLES ON THE HUNTER
AND MAKE HIM THE HUNTEE.
WHEN FUDD SEES ME ALL ALONE,
HE WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST MAKING HIS MOVE.
ISN'T THIS PRETTY RISKY?
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FLUSH HIM OUT
AND GET HIM TO LEAD US TO WHERE HE'S HOLDING THE OTHERS.
WORLD'S BEST CRIMEFIGHTER, MY EYE.
I DON'T REMEMBER VOTING ON THAT.
IF YOU'RE A RABBIT, EVERYONE'S KISSING YOUR FLUFFY WHITE.
BUT IF YOU'RE A DUCK, IT'S A BOOT TO THE KIESTER
AND A TRIP TO THE CHINESE DELI,
WHERE YOU HANG UPSIDE-DOWN INSIDE A GOLDEN GLASS CAGE.
IT'S ALL SO DESPICABLE.
FIRE!
I GOTCHA! HEY!
DON'T BOTHER TO TWY QUACKING OUT.
IT'S COATED WITH ANTI-QUACKING GEL.
LET ME OUT OF HERE
OR FACE THE WRATH OF DANGER DUCK.
OOH. IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET THE GWEATEST OF AWW TIME.
I'LL SHOW--
DID YOU JUST CALL ME THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME?
WHY, YES I DID. BECAUSE IT'S TWUE.
HA, I KNEW IT! WHOA!
I AM THE GREATEST--
HEY, SHOULDN'T I BE TAKING YOU BACK TO PRISON?
AHH! EXCELLENT WORK, MR. FUDD.
OF COURSE. I'M THE GWEATEST HUNTER OF AWW TIME.
I ALWAYS BWING IN MY DUCK.
UNNH! AHH!
AND NOW FOR MY WEWARD.
HA HA HA, IN TIME.
I HAVE A VEWY SPECIAL WEWARD FOR YOU.
LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE?
WOW, CHECK OUT THE BLING.
DO ALL THE OTHER PRISONERS GET SUCH A SNAZZY CELL?
MAYBE CRIME DOES PAY.
NOT EXACTLY.
YOU MIGHT SAY I GAVE MYSELF A PROMOTION
AND I'M NOW THE ONE IN CHARGE.
DUCK. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
WHAA-HA-HA-HA!
SO THE TOP WATCHDOG HERE
IS NOTHING BUT A BUCKET OF BOLTS.
JUST LIKE THE ONE OF MASSIVE YOU DESTROYED.
MASSIVE WAS AN EXCEWWENT DECOY.
NNGAH!
THE REAL MASSIVE IS STILL LOCKED UP NEARBY.
FANTASTICALLY REAL, AREN'T THEY?
BOINKY-OINK WAS THE GREATEST CLOWN
IN INTERGALACTIC HISTORY.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS.
ANOTHER ANNOYING CLOWN.
IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S A REAL ACTION HERO.
AH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.
IN YOUR HONOR, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
A PLACE FOR ALL ETERNITY.
UM...UH, WHAT EXACTICALLY DO YOU MEAN BY
"A PLACE FOR ETERNITY"?
AS THE GREATEST SHOWMAN OF ALL TIME,
I ENJOY COLLECTING THE GREATEST FIGURES OF ALL TIME.
SCOOTER BULLOCK.
THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME.
HOPALONG CHIRON.
THE GREATEST SINGING SPACE COWBOY
OF ALL TIME.
GRANNY FUDGE.
THE GREATEST COOKIE MAKER OF ALL TIME.
HEY. THAT'S ALL THE STUFF OLD METAL-HEAD SNATCHED.
SOON, YOU'LL TAKE YOUR PLACE
ALONGSIDE ALL THE OTHERS.
'SCUSE ME, I DON'T WANT TO SEEM UNGRATEFUL,
BUT GREATEST ACTION HERO OR NOT,
NO ONE IS FREEZING THIS DUCK.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I BELIEVE THERE'S BEEN A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
HA HA HA, YOU'RE BEING FROZEN AS THE GREATEST
SCREW-UP ACTION HERO OF ALL TIME! HA HA HA!
SCREW
HEY! I DON'T HAVE TO STAND FOR THIS.
AAH!
ACTUALLY, YOU'LL BE LYING DOWN
WITH AN ANVIL ON YOUR HEAD.
AND YOU, MY DEAR HUNTER FWIEND,
I HAVE QUITE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, TOO.
A SUWPWISE
HOW DEWIGHTFUL!
AS THE GALAXY'S GREATEST HUNTER,
I'M GONNA FREEZE YOU, TOO.
YOU CAN'T BE SEWIOUS.
OH, I AM SEWIOUS.
YOUR DISPLAY WILL BE RIGHT NEXT TO DANGER DUCK.
YOUR GREATEST CONQUEST.
WAIT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
I'M SCHEDULED FOR A FEATHER WAX NEXT WEEK.
COME ON, BALDY.
OH, MY. THAT IS NO WAY TO BEHAVE
AS GUESTS IN MY HOME.
OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE!
HUH?
THE MOUNTAIN CLIMBER.
AND LITTLE MURRAY.
HEH. HEH HEH HEH.
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
HUH? OH. NOT HERE.
HMM...
HA HA HA!
MM, YOU'RE MINE NOW.
GOTCHA!
THE COWBOY?
MMM, HMM-HMM!
- SHH!
GOTCHA! HUH? OHH...
NO!
EHH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
B
I FIGURED ONE GOOD ROBOT SCAM DESERVES ANOTHER.
VERY GOOD. EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.
I FIGURED ONE ROBOT SCAM
ROBOT SCAM DESERVED ANOTHER ROBOT SCAM.